I love you more than..

I love you more than a cat loves catnip.
I love you more than white people love mayonnaise.
I love you more than a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
I love you more than the pope's toilet loves holy craps. xD
I rove you mo than da brack peopol rove da fried chiken. 
I love you more than Winnie the pooh loves honey. 
I love you more than monkeys love bananas.
I love you more than Jason loves world of Warcraft.
I love you more than fat kids love ice cream and cake.
I love you more than a lonely, middle aged man loves hooters.