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Tell me another story

Once upon a time, the world was overrun by robots. Unfortunately, as there were no men to program the robots, they died. the planet died. humanity died. The end.

Could women not do it?

I don't think so!

So.. Here's a story.

Alright, I've been trying to write this story down for a while.. And I finally found the time.
*NOTE: this is NOT my story. I'm just the story teller.*

Nick has a really close friend who's name is JC and JC has a sister, named Jenny. ( who is the antagonist of this story. )
So, Jenny and JC come over to Nick's house one day and chill and play video games. Normally, Nick doesn't let anyone touch his phone.. And this is why.
He let Jenny borrow his phone for a few minutes, to play bejeweled. Well, the messaging app is about two clicks away. (Home button then a simple tap on the icon). So she got into his messages and texted a few random people. One being, Alex. She wrote down Alex's number and gave Nick his phone back. Then she started texting Alex from her phone. First, it started off as the normal "Hi, hello, what's up, not much" conversations.. Well, a few months passed. And she started texting Alex again, but not in the same way. She started talking about her boyfriend and how he beats her and she made up a game, which I can't remember the name of, but it was odd. And Alex thought little of it, thinking she was a little dramatic and she should work her own problems out. He gets a text saying she is locked in the trunk of her boyfriend's car and that he had been beating her. At this time, Alex had no idea what to do.. So some time passes and someone calls Nick. Someone Nick has never talked to, Alex's aunt. And she wasn't any ordinary aunt, she was a detective. So the detective asks Nick a few questions about Jenny and of course Nick tells her what he knows, completely frightened, thinking he was involved in something crazy. OH and it seems I have forgotten a very important detail, Jenny lies. A LOT. It was all a lie. A detective was brought into the scene because of a lie.
Alex and Nick both completely in shock after this whole thing, have told me this story multiple times. I took a few parts out, couldn't remember it all. But you get the idea. Lesson learned, don't be a crazy, lying bitch. ;)

A Gap In My Heart.

There is a gap in my heart that only one person can fill, not even all the "friends" in the world can fill this gap. Because of that.. I love you Jazmine. :) 

Hmm..

She told me this kid named Brandon really likes her and keeps flirting with her.. I think she likes it.. She says he's a cool guy and kind of a creeper, but maybe she likes his creepiness?
Does.. She still even like me? Maybe I'm just holding her back..
I hope she still feels he same way she did when we first started dating.
If not, maybe I need to woo her back..

Not that far away.

The more we talk.. I realize, we really aren't that far away. Even though, sometimes it may seem like we are. We aren't. We're always there. Whenever either of us needs to talk, we're just a text, Phone call or Twitter message away.

And we both know, we'll be together one day. No point in rushing anything. The best things happen to people who wait, right? 

So, let's just stay patient. :) 

A chicken's destiny.

The destiny of a chicken is surely a crazy one, to say the least. Whether it's being eaten, losing its head and doing a little dance, or crossing roads. (Or being in numerous bad jokes involving said road.)
I think the chicken should be appreciated a little more.
It gives us multiple things:
Fried chicken, grilled chicken, eggs, etc...
The chicken is truly an animal with an amazing purpose. I'm just saying. :) Sorry, but I'm not a vegetarian. lol.

Broken Heart

A broken heart is just a heart that needs fixing.