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Tell me another story

Once upon a time, the world was overrun by robots. Unfortunately, as there were no men to program the robots, they died. the planet died. humanity died. The end.

Could women not do it?

I don't think so!

So.. Here's a story.

Alright, I've been trying to write this story down for a while.. And I finally found the time.
*NOTE: this is NOT my story. I'm just the story teller.*

Nick has a really close friend who's name is JC and JC has a sister, named Jenny. ( who is the antagonist of this story. )
So, Jenny and JC come over to Nick's house one day and chill and play video games. Normally, Nick doesn't let anyone touch his phone.. And this is why.
He let Jenny borrow his phone for a few minutes, to play bejeweled. Well, the messaging app is about two clicks away. (Home button then a simple tap on the icon). So she got into his messages and texted a few random people. One being, Alex. She wrote down Alex's number and gave Nick his phone back. Then she started texting Alex from her phone. First, it started off as the normal "Hi, hello, what's up, not much" conversations.. Well, a few months passed. And she started texting Alex again, but not in the same way. She started talking about her boyfriend and how he beats her and she made up a game, which I can't remember the name of, but it was odd. And Alex thought little of it, thinking she was a little dramatic and she should work her own problems out. He gets a text saying she is locked in the trunk of her boyfriend's car and that he had been beating her. At this time, Alex had no idea what to do.. So some time passes and someone calls Nick. Someone Nick has never talked to, Alex's aunt. And she wasn't any ordinary aunt, she was a detective. So the detective asks Nick a few questions about Jenny and of course Nick tells her what he knows, completely frightened, thinking he was involved in something crazy. OH and it seems I have forgotten a very important detail, Jenny lies. A LOT. It was all a lie. A detective was brought into the scene because of a lie.
Alex and Nick both completely in shock after this whole thing, have told me this story multiple times. I took a few parts out, couldn't remember it all. But you get the idea. Lesson learned, don't be a crazy, lying bitch. ;)

A Gap In My Heart.

There is a gap in my heart that only one person can fill, not even all the "friends" in the world can fill this gap. Because of that.. I love you Jazmine. :) 

Hmm..

She told me this kid named Brandon really likes her and keeps flirting with her.. I think she likes it.. She says he's a cool guy and kind of a creeper, but maybe she likes his creepiness?
Does.. She still even like me? Maybe I'm just holding her back..
I hope she still feels he same way she did when we first started dating.
If not, maybe I need to woo her back..

Not that far away.

The more we talk.. I realize, we really aren't that far away. Even though, sometimes it may seem like we are. We aren't. We're always there. Whenever either of us needs to talk, we're just a text, Phone call or Twitter message away.

And we both know, we'll be together one day. No point in rushing anything. The best things happen to people who wait, right? 

So, let's just stay patient. :) 

A chicken's destiny.

The destiny of a chicken is surely a crazy one, to say the least. Whether it's being eaten, losing its head and doing a little dance, or crossing roads. (Or being in numerous bad jokes involving said road.)
I think the chicken should be appreciated a little more.
It gives us multiple things:
Fried chicken, grilled chicken, eggs, etc...
The chicken is truly an animal with an amazing purpose. I'm just saying. :) Sorry, but I'm not a vegetarian. lol.

Broken Heart

A broken heart is just a heart that needs fixing.

He remembers..

Such a short time, and yet his heart is happier than ever. Maybe it was not her who had caused the pain, but himself. Not caring, caused this. It's your fault, but that's okay. At least, your heart opened up and stopped being so cold.
He remembers that love he felt before. Arguments mean nothing now. Being with her again, gives him a warm feeling.. Maybe it's her heart. It makes him feel..Truly happy.
<3 Fixed.

:) = a lie.

He smiles through the pain.. Hoping that it'll go away and everything will be alright.
But, it won't be. His heart was not taken proper care of and broke. 
He continues to smile.. But he doesn't know why. He doesn't remember what love is. He tries and tries, but he never remembers. Maybe one day, she'll remind him what love is. Until then.. <\3

I'm a pushover..

One that is easily defeated or taken advantage of.. A pushover.

Wow, if I wasn't so "nice" and "sweet", none of this would happen..

I'm a pushover. 

I try to be a nice person.. and a nice boyfriend.. but no, that's not what you want is it?

It's never what anyone wants.. At this rate, she'll hate me by the end of this relationship..

Whether it's because I really am a pushover or because she doesn't love me back..

Grr.. Who could love me, anyways..?

I could write on for pages about "personal" crap. 

But I won't.. Not this time, at least.

Good day/night/whatever to you. 

and if you're a pushover like me.. Good luck.

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LOVELESS ACT III ( A )

 My friend, do you fly away now?

To a world that abhors you and I?

All that awaits you is a somber morrow.

No matter where the winds may blow. 

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/LOVELESS LOVELESS ACT III ( A ).

I'm not perfect.. but you're not either.

I know I'm not perfect..

 I know I have my faults..

But when I hear about all the bad things my friends do, normally outside of school..

I feel sad.

Sad for them.

Sad for their futures.

and..

Sad for our generation.

What's wrong with us?

Interesting question..

If I died, would anyone miss me?

A very interesting question.. Once you have died, you'd never know.

I love you more than..

I love you more than a cat loves catnip.
I love you more than white people love mayonnaise.
I love you more than a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
I love you more than the pope's toilet loves holy craps. xD
I rove you mo than da brack peopol rove da fried chiken. 
I love you more than Winnie the pooh loves honey. 
I love you more than monkeys love bananas.
I love you more than Jason loves world of Warcraft.
I love you more than fat kids love ice cream and cake.
I love you more than a lonely, middle aged man loves hooters.

Remember me.

And just like that, he was gone.
He moved ..-- No, he didn't move, he just.. Left. He left that small town, moved on to bigger and better things. Met his true love and lived happily. But he still misses that town, where he grew up. He never really moved on, every day, thinking what would've happened if he would've stayed.. If he would have never went on his journey. But every time he starts to wonder, he realizes that he is truly happy where he is now.

Wherever you end up, remember me.. 

Everybody thinks they're right..

They think they can do whatever they want.. Well, I'm sick of it!

Personal Blog #1: Retard.

Alright.. I guess this it's time for my blog to get personal..

Fuck life. I never say "naughty"words.. But I've said that phrase about 45 times today, and I mean it. 

FUCK LIFE.

Y'know getting called a retard by one person, wasn't really bad.. It kinda angered me, because he still think he's smarter than me.. and so does the rest of the fucking world.. So, I just decided to mute him for a little while. ( XBOX Live )

Then someone asked me why I muted him, and this is how that convo goes:

?: Why'd you mute him?

Me: Because he called me a retard.

?: Well, everyone calls you a retard.. behind your back.

Me: ..

As if I didn't know, it just hurts.. *sigh*..

You know what, I'm done with "talking" and "socializing". I do things alone from now on.  Lone wolf style. Sure, I'll get lonely.. but at least, I won't be dependent on others. Maybe that's my problem, I depend on people.. I don't want your help.. I don't need it, either.. Maybe if I become more independent I won't get hurt as much..

Friends? Pfft. forget them. There's only two friends I'm willing to keep at this point:
My best friend and my girlfriend..

After I graduate from high school, I'm not gonna have friends.. So why even try to keep them?

It's not like anyone's actually gonna remember Vinay, until they need/want something.

I bet I'll forget all about this moment..Sooner or later.. and learn to trust people, but for now fuck them.

And now if you'll excuse me, it's time for a nap. I'm not feeling too great, in depression and alone.. Not good..

It's Easier To Kill A Masked Man.

I believe that there is a message to do with the revealing of their face.

It is easy to kill a masked human because their mask makes them seem..different(?) where as many people refuse to accept that they are killing people, real people.

It may be that (I'M GUESSING HERE) that society is killing people, turning people against others without anyone realizing.Gerard's reaction was to show that he realised that his enemies were actually no different than he was.

Forgotten Language

Once I spoke the language of the flowers, Once I understood each word the caterpillar said, Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings, And shared a conversation with the housefly in my bed. Once I heard and answered all the questions of the crickets, And joined the crying of each falling dying flake of snow, Once I spoke the language of the flowers. . . . How did it go? How did it go? -Shel Silverstein

Winnie The Pooh

Some of my favorite Winnie The Pooh quotes/Moments:


“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you. 

“If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever”

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

“You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”

“Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.”

“A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.”

“Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.”

“A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.”

"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain."

"I know," said Pooh humbly.

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"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"

"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"

"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.

Pooh nodded thoughtfully.

"It's the same thing," he said.

"Hallo, Piglet," he said. "I thought you were out."

"No," said Piglet, "it's you who were out, Pooh."

"So it was," said Pooh. "I knew one of us was."